How to go existential rhino tracking in three easy steps...
In which Ilana
meets one of the most amazing men ever, a black rhino called Speedy (he wasn’t)
and a Welwitschia plant with more personality than most dates. (There’s a pun
there but we just won’t go there, hameivin yavin etc etc.)
As you may remember, we flew off from the furthest north in Namibia and
made our way south-east where the landscape began to look like lush grassland.
But it’s still desert, remember, just that it’s had good rains and happens to
have basalt-based soil, so it holds water better – hence the grass and Mopane
trees that make me think I’m somewhere near Letaba. We landed under a hot east
wind to be met by Chris Bakkes, one of the most wonderful characters I’ve ever
had the privilege of meeting. He could have walked straight out of a Herman
Charles Bosman book, Oom Schalk Lourens with a touch of William Wordsworth, a
“scholar and a gentleman” as the other Chris put it. He lost his arm to a
crocodile somewhere in Kruger (I’m reading his semi-biographical novel about it
at the moment – in Afrikaans, come on, be impressed, will you), and his first
statement when you meet him is: Can I give you a hand? When you politely
decline he says, that’s good cos I only have one, and then laughs an uproarious
laugh at your discomfort. With his long blond hair, a bearded smile like a
Cheshire cat, and enormous voice and figure, he is literally larger than life.
One of the most positive people I’ve met, he loves his life, particularly his
rhinos. Which is why we found ourselves bumping and jouncing our way across the
gravel plains in search of one for seven hours the next day. And boy when they
say gravel, they mean huge boulders and rocks over which the vehicle jolts as
Chris changes gears madly with his elbow. In fact at one point, the other Chris
hit the roof quite literally and I parted ways with gravity and almost landed a
few feet out to my left, and after twelve hours of it – I kid you not – one has
to wonder at the amazing human body: that my organs are all still in the same
place inside me that they were in the morning is probably a minor miracle.
Where was I? Oh, yes, the rhino. But first let me tell you about
Palmwag Concession and Palmwag Rhino Camp. The Concession is the result of a
few incredibly committed individuals who saw how the black rhino – not exactly
numerous anywhere in the world – and other animals were being hunted to
extinction and did something about it. They – known as the Save the Rhino Trust
– took poachers and made them trackers to monitor numbers of rhino, encouraged
the local, mostly impoverished people to see rhino as an asset that they could
get more money for alive than dead. The area is now officially recognised as a
semi-conservation area, there are a few locally run lodges, and ours is Rhino
Camp. Situated in the middle of the concession, in a valley that was ripe
yellow gold with waving grasses across which hundreds of handsome Hartmann’s
mountain zebra galloped, the camp is reminiscent of Livingstone or Selous,
explorers of Africa. (Well, white ones. People that lived there already
actually knew the place, didn’t have to explore it did they?) It’s tents, but
please note that the tents are large and the beds enormously comfortable, there
are still en-suite bathrooms, your towelling gowns, beautiful wooden basins and
the best is that, what with water at a premium, there is no running water in
the bathroom, aside from a flushing toilet. So when you want a shower, you tell
the hostess, Emsie (Chris’ partner), who organises that a few minutes later,
you hear a polite “your water is here,” and lo and behold, a man arrives with a
bucket of boiling water to fill up your bucket shower, which has a tap and
shower head underneath. If you want a cooler shower you just wait a bit…. And
it makes one realise just how much water we waste on long showers when, 3
minutes later, the water is all gone!
On the first day – Monday, if memory serves – we arrived at camp just
after sunset, having bumped our way along the ‘roads’ (I use the word
advisedly), and after that short shower, went to sit by a cheerful fire, where
Chris was regaling a group of British guests about his Italian ancestor who was
at the battle of Waterloo, then a Spanish prisoner of war… I lost track but I
think he shocked them out of their senses; we couldn’t get a word out of them
the whole evening! Emsie was amazing with the kosher deal, by the way. She had
emailed me for more details and I’d sent her the Beth Din sign, so she went
into her stores and every tin that had the sign was used! She insisted that I
have three courses along with everyone else. So I was treated to unusual
combinations of tinned things for hors d’Ĺ“uvres (good old koo), fish done in
tin foil, and then fascinating desserts of banana and coconut – it showed me
that kosher is really not a problem if you have someone who is happy to put
his/her mind to it. The long, romantically lit table in the mess tent was
evocative of Africa of old, the moon made the grasses blue, and Chris and Mike
swapped bush tales (each one funnier than the next, wish I could remember some
of them).
The next day, off we went rhino tracking. Well, to be honest, we track
trackers who track rhino. You see, the SRT employs about 45 men who go out
every day to monitor all rhino in the concession. And thanks to their presence
and observations, this is the only population of free-ranging black rhino that
is actually growing in numbers – and they’re not in a national park or reserve,
there are no fences to protect them, just the presence of people who care. So,
today, we and the guests, driven by Chris and Kapoi (an ex-tracker – his name
is the Namibian pronunciation of Cowboy, his dad liked the name…), followed the
tracks of the trackers’ vehicle as they wended their way from one ephemeral
spring to another. Lots of upsy-downsie stuff, as we bounced our way across
miles of concession for seven hours. You see, black rhino feed at night and
early in the morning, have a ‘daycap,’ and turn in by snuggling up under a bush
for the day. So one hopes to see them early or later in the afternoon when
they’re up and about again. But the day wore on and no sign of any of them.
Mind you, it wasn’t a waste, in fact it was a lot of fun because we saw our first
desert-adapted elephant – the same elephant as in Kruger but these particular
pachyderms have adapted marvellously to desert conditions. Ours was snoozing
under a tree, languidly scattering dust on his body.
We stopped for lunch under a Mopane tree in a dry riverbed. This is an
experience let me tell you. Chairs, table, tablecloth and a basin with soap and
water and towel all come out from under the vehicle, then delectable food (and
Ilana’s tuna salad but there you go then) and coffee, tea, cutlery and
crockery, serviettes… it all magically appears and everyone settles down in the
middle of nowhere for a meal fit for a constitutional monarch. We returned
after this (via a herd of some 70 zebra
galloping through a strong dusty wind where I felt I understood ‘desert’ more
than on the dunes) for a siesta during which I sat under a tree and listened to
some silence interspersed with the Star Wars-like calls of the Ruppell’s
Korhaans. After fortifying ourselves with coffee, off we went again, and I was
a little sceptical about our chances, but lo and behold, just before sunset,
there was Speedy, our very own black rhino – the desert-adapted subspecies, Disorus
bicornis bicornis! One feels quite superior about seeing one, not just any
endangered black rhino, my dear… Chris, enormously excited (considering he sees
them every day), leaps off the vehicle, making mad motions to us to be very
quiet, because Speedy is looking myopically in our direction trying to work out
if we’re figments of his imagination or just trees that have been here all
along. Eventually deciding we’re trees, he moves off down into the canyon and
begins feeding while we do the silent stalking thing, crouching, freezing at
Chris’ hand signals, finally sitting on the stony ground to watch him (the
rhino, not Chris). Chris and his team will not allow ‘their’ rhinos to be
disturbed in any way, so we watch from a distance, but he’s beautiful, munching
away at a poisonous milk bush, as the setting sun transforms the grass into
veritable fields of gold. Eventually we make our way back to the vehicle and
toast each other and Speedy the rhino with goofy smiles and sundowners.
Most people stay only two nights at Palmwag, since one day usually is
enough to be able to track a rhino, and that is what everyone comes for. But we
stayed an extra night and went exploring the 2nd day. As Chris got
into the driver’s seat, he grinned his wide, mischievous grin at us and said:
“We’re going over there” – pointing to some grey mountains in the far distance
– and then, what became a leitmotif of the trip, “The safari is not over yet!”
So off we went “over there.” Into the mountains, bouncing down into dry
watercourses, then up again, over hills, through Mopane trees and milkbushes –
the sense of exploring, of seeing just what’s over the next horizon
intoxicating. In terms of game, it was a bit dry and there was a fierce east
wind so strong one could almost lean against it, but we still managed to see
the gemsbok and springbok that have become like impala, some kudu, a scrub hare
pretending to be a rock, and a rhino rubbing post that shone blackly in the
sun, like obsidian, smooth from centuries of rhino-use.
It was on this drive that I got up close and personal with a
Welwitschia plant. These are enormous wonders of the plant world, part
gymnosperm (cone-bearing), part angiosperm (flowering plants), they grow slowly
and their trunks become stunted, so that the one we saw must have been 900
years old, but was only up to my knee. They grow only two leaves all their lives,
which become tattered and torn as they grow; otherwise I guess the leaves would
extend for a kilometre at least from the plant. I like old, venerable plants.
They seem wise and at peace, in their sense of place and time. No rush, they
say. Hold fast. Do what you’ve been put here to do. All will be well. The fact
that such a plant can live in such a harsh environment for so long is amazing.
The sense of time being what one chooses it to be deepened as we
steeped ourselves in this journey. We stopped for lunch – again in a dry
riverbed in the shade of a Mopane – and as we sat and talked, I realised that
this kind of life steeps deeply into the very bones of the body. When I thought
of Johannesburg, the image that came to my mind was of a movie fast-forwarded,
people whizzing, gabbling, no time… whereas here, life goes at the pace it
should: one step at a time, one deep breath of clean air at a time. Time to
talk to a plant and rub a rhino post. To take in the sky and wonder at the
grains of sand. To sit in the shade and watch a red insect make its way
laboriously over sand to an unknown destination.
But there are moments of extreme excitement too. For example, as we
wended our way home that day, somewhat bruised, hair like straw and faces
encrusted with dust and heat, half asleep as Chris manoeuvred the vehicle
rockily toward home, and Mike was just commenting about the chance of seeing a
rhino, there’s a flash of spotted cat – a leopard had just caught a dassie, and
dashed over to some rocks where she settled down to devour it with gusto. We
watched through binoculars as she finished her meal and cleaned herself, what a
beauty she was, a youngster, we surmised. We watched in delight for about 20
minutes, at which point she got up and left us, still cooing in awe.
What made Rhino Camp so rounded an experience, though, was that at
night, after dinner, Chris would move to the fire, and there he would recite
poetry. He would declaim the poems of Canadian Robert Service off by heart –
something about the Yukon – or he read Shakespeare, Thomas Pringle, you name
it. My only regret was how tired I was; I felt enormously grateful to God, that
I had been given the gift of sitting under the waxing moonlight, listening to a
one-armed protector of wildlife read poetry, the crackling fire a sharp
counterpoint to the infrasound bass undertone of desert silence.